Man goes to doctors
I’ve been raped by an elephant
Doctor looks & says
funny, ur ass is 10? wide
but an elephant’s cock is only 3? wide
Man replies yes, but
the bastard fingered me 1st


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1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen
Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!
 

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