Ist girl to IInd-Yaar mere boy frmd ne kaha hai ki vo mujhe kal f..ck karega!
F..ck kaise karwaate hain??
IInd girl-Simple hai yaar
Upar se laane ka,
Neeche ghusaane ka,
Muh se chillane ka "AAH"
Vahaan pe bhi aise hi karwana
"THE HELICOPTER SHOT"
 

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These Non Veg Joke sms were posted on our Facebook Page by its member..

1- Wife-sex ho jaye.
Husband-Pata nahi condom kahan rakh diya!
Wife-tumhaari roj-2 ki bakchodi se mai tang ho gai hu!
Meri baat mano lamination karwa lo..!!
by- Kohinoor Pratap
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1- kabr me aashiq ka janaza pada hai
Haddiyan to gal gyi par lund khada hai

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2- wo chali gyi meri kabr par mut k, isi bahan chalo darshan to hue unki chut k.
Chikni thi unki hairles chut
Par ab kya faiyda jb Lund hi bn gya bhoot.
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3- Girls hostel me ladkiy cycle chalate samay shor macha rahi thi
Warden- tm log shor machana band kro warna cycle me dobar seat lgwa dungi..!!
 

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