Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha
Girlfirned Ko Maja Aa Raha Thha Excited Hoke Boli
Girlfriend: “You Want Anything Else?”
Santa Masumiyat Se: “Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mill Jate To Maja Hi Aa Jata“.



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Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.


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 Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can”t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it

 



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