boy: dear santa i deserve lots of presents cauz i’ve been a good boy all year.
Santa: are you sure?
boy: okaaayy, i’ve been good most of the year.
Santa: I know everything, so ...
boy: well... i had a few good days, that’s 4 sure
Santa: Hmmm! Lets see your history then ... !
boy: you know what!! F * * * it, I’ll buy my own sh * * face-smile.png


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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : The same as of me!
Man : How come ?!!!!
Boy : He became a father only after I was born?!!!!!!


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Isn’t it true ...
when girls wear tight clothes or very short skirts...
neither they are comfortable,,,, nor we! face-smile.png



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Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good? face-smile.png
Girl: Ummm... Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off face-smile.png




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