One Man Coming In Bar.

Man: “One Vodka Price”

Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”

Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”

Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”

Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”

Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”

Doing With Your Girlfriend?”

Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“


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Man: “What’s HeEk Jungle Mein Mor Aur Morni Bethe The, Mor Ka Man Morni Ko Kiss Karne Ka Kiya,

Mor Morni Ko Kiss Karne Hi Laga, Ki Morni Use Rok Ke Idhar-Udhar Dekhne Lagi, To Mor Ne Puchha,

Mor: “Kya Hua Janu?”

Morni: “Dekh Rahi Hoon Aas-Pass Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Saale ‘MMS’ Bana Lete Hain“


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