Aik badtameez Chaudry Mela dekhne ja raha tha
Rasta bhool gya
Aik larki se poocha
"O Phudi diye ae das MeLA kithay way"
Larki gussay se boli,
Sun way Chan,
teri bhen nu Lun,
Sidha jaa,
Aggay aaye ga pull,
Maa teri nu Lull,
Aggay aaye ga khait,
khait wich lagya hoye ga Kella
bhen teri nu Yehnda hoye ga Lella
Bas aothay hi lagya hoye ga MeLa..

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BV ne bath room mei shohar ko Muth maartay pakar liya.
BV:Ye kya kar rahay ho?
Shohar: Bohat mela mela lag raha tha. Sabun se saaf ker raha houn.


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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se

Santa: "Chalo Sex Karte Hain"

Ladki: "Sorry I Am A Lesbìαn"

Santa: "Lesbìαn?? Ye Kya Hota Hai"

Ladki: "Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon"

Santa: "De Taali!! I Am Lesbìαn Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun"



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1 Pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat raha tha
39 Raat Shetan aa k us k samne nanga ho ker ulta lait gaya

Pathan jaldi se utha or uski
Gand Mar di

Shetan: Dekha kese Tera chilla tora?

Pathan: Behen k loray Teri Gand marne k liye hi to men chilla kaat raha tha



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