Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes
a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.

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