“Do you sell tours to Egypt?”

“Yes.”

“What resorts do they have there?”

“Hurgada, Nuveyba, Taba…”

“Fine! Nuveyda’s the one!”

“And when would you like to go there? Can we make your booking?

“Never! We’re trying to finish a crossword!”





Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.



Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"



Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.



What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

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