Santa goes to check with a well-known expert about his condition.

"How much do I owe you?"

"My fee is Rs 500," reviews the physician.

"Five hundred? That`s challenging."

"In your scenario," the physician reviews, "I believe I could change my fee to Rs 300."

"Three variety of for one visit? Outrageous."

"Well, then, could you handle Two hundred?"

"Who has so much money?"

"Look," reviews the physician, improving frustrated, "Just offer 50 rupees and be gone."

"I can offer you 20 rupees only." says Santa, "Take it or keep it."

"I don`t understand you," says the physician. "Why did you come to the most expensive physician in This Friggin` town?"

"Listen, Doctor," says Santa. "When it comes to my health and fitness, nothing is too expensive."

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